Q: What do you call an accordion on the bottom of a river? A: A start.

A piper wakes up one morning in horror: he realised he'd left his pipes in the back of the car. He rushed out in his pyjamas, and discovered his worst fears: the rear window was smashed, and where he had left his set of pipes on the back seat, there were now two.

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